Baby Demotivational Poster
STOP CLUBBING, BABY SEALS - Once again, punctuation makes all the difference ...
HANG IN THERE I SAID!!!!! - Does This Motivate You Yet
SLEEPING DISORDER -
BABY SANDWICH - OM NOM NOM
HAPPINESS - Nobody really cares if you're miserable, so you might as well be happy.
COSPLAY - And you thought it was gross. Look how adorable this is!
I ONLY HAVE ONE NERVE -
THE BARON - Finds your antics amusing
I'm so old -
BATTLE PLAN - You flank from the left... I'll grab the cookies.
HOW BABIES ARE MADE -
WHATS FUNNIER THEN A DEAD BABY NAILED TO A BOARD? -
GUIDANCE - because sometimes you just need reminding
DADDY - Can I keep the kittens?
HEY ARSEHOLE - Coochie coo this!
START THE REACTOR! - Free Mars! Yay!
WTF - The worlds ending in 2012 I just got here
LIFE GETS HARDER AS WE GET OLDER - When we were born, all we had to do was cry and we'd get boobies. Nowadays we have to wine 'em, dine 'em, and there's still no guarantee.
CHINESE FOOD - Now available on Whole Wheat buns
ZOMBIE BABY - In this case, pro-life is not a pro-choice.
THE JOYS OF FATHERHOOD -
I SEE THE PROBLEM RIGHT HERE - And I can tell you, it's gonna cost!
REDNECK DAYCARE -
JOHN CENA - as a baby
WHY PAY A BABYSITTER - When you can just put your baby out on the street and make money
FLIRTY BABY - Hey Ladies.....
BABYSITTING - It doesn't have to be difficult
BABY HITLER - evil has never been so cute
MONKEY'S - They will always suggest bad ideas.
TAKE A BREAK - Have a kit-kat
BABY BACK RIBS - Your doing it wrong You have to marinade them first
9 Months -
COSTUME KIDS -
Dear Lord -
DATE NIGHT - "Hey, honey! Great news! We can still go to the Olive Garden! I found us a baby-sitter!"
HANG IN THERE -
Baby Cthulhu -
CUSTOMER SERVICE -
"GERBER BABY" REJECT - Little Sammy Kinison
2ND BEST - Feels like 1st to me...
J. P. MORGAN QUELLS CONCERNS - HIRES E-TRADE BABY TO REPLACE THE EXECUTIVES WHO LOST $2B
DUCK TAPE - Now available in the babies area of your favorite favorite store!!
PROOF POSITIVE - Any self-centered, irresponsible idiot can become a parent.
OH HE'S BEAUTIF....... - Wow....Errr...... Ummmm.... CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!!
THIS KID - just found out he'll be breast feeding for 6 more months
HAPPY NEW YEAR! -
BABIES - Sometimes cute, sometimes horribly, horribly evil
Dear Lord! -
A KISS CAN - Wipe The Years Away, Make The Heart Young Again, Freeze Time Altogether, Yet You Can Never Savour That Single Beautiful Moment ...
2ND HONEYMOON -
BABY ZOMBIES - Whoopie Cushion of the apocolypse.
THE DEMOCRATIC SEAL - Crying and Whining since 2000
WORD ASSOCIATION. - Club. Your move.
16,600,000? - Cutest Ever? There Can Be Only ONE!
WAKING THE BABY - If you didn't laugh, kudos to you.
YOUNG AND THE RESTLESS -
SO SET EM UP JOE -
THE SMALLEST THINGS -
BABY STORAGE - ....the REDNECK version..... so you can watch NASCAR without hassle
BABY + CHILI - Hazardous material spill about to occur
INTERNET ADDICTION - Give a person a fish and they eat for a day; Give that person the internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
GREAT PARENTING - save the baby from being strangled to death or take a picture to show friends when they come over
BURRITO BABY - An American icon of the south
GEE, THANKS - I've got the worst hangover at the moment. Last night was such a big night. All I can remember is that I crapped my pants.
GOD GAVE ROCK AND ROLL TO YOU -
YEAH BABY - Austin Powers. Standing for manhood since 1997.
BACK TO THE FUTURE -
DENIAL - Whatever it is ... I DIDN'T DO IT!
JUST CHILLIN' - So whatcha want?
STARING CONTEST -
RONALD BEGINS - Teach him well so that he won't grow up to be Stephen King's "It".
BABY SANDWICH - Don't forget the mayo.
BAD GENES - He gets it from his dad.
OH, THIS WAS YOUR BABY? - Awkward..
DAYCARE - I always wondered why she came home sticky.....
RAWR - I will eat your face off when you sleep
BATMAN BEGINS - The Early Years
LITTLE BABY! - Get in my "BELLY"!
JUST ADMIT IT - You should have listened to me and left it alone
THEN IT HIT ME -
YES, I ACCEPT YOUR OFFERING! - Hurry Up And Toss The Tasty Morsel Into My Lair
DAZED AND CONFUSED -
THE CORNER - Nobody puts Patrick Swayze in the corner
CUTE DUCK FACES -
YOUR STORIES ARE SO DUMB - Not even Babies believe you.
HERE KITTY KITTY KITTY - It's bath time
BABY GAGA - I'm beautiful in my way Cause God makes no mistakes I'm on the right track Baby I was born this way.
SURPRISE - Epic
PARENTING - Cause she's better than your mother
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