Baby Demotivational Poster
STOP CLUBBING, BABY SEALS - Once again, punctuation makes all the difference ...
HANG IN THERE I SAID!!!!! - Does This Motivate You Yet
BABY SANDWICH - OM NOM NOM
SLEEPING DISORDER -
HAPPINESS - Nobody really cares if you're miserable, so you might as well be happy.
COSPLAY - And you thought it was gross. Look how adorable this is!
I ONLY HAVE ONE NERVE -
BATTLE PLAN - You flank from the left... I'll grab the cookies.
HOW BABIES ARE MADE -
WHATS FUNNIER THEN A DEAD BABY NAILED TO A BOARD? -
GUIDANCE - because sometimes you just need reminding
DADDY - Can I keep the kittens?
HEY ARSEHOLE - Coochie coo this!
START THE REACTOR! - Free Mars! Yay!
WTF - The worlds ending in 2012 I just got here
LIFE GETS HARDER AS WE GET OLDER - When we were born, all we had to do was cry and we'd get boobies. Nowadays we have to wine 'em, dine 'em, and there's still no guarantee.
I'm so old -
CHINESE FOOD - Now available on Whole Wheat buns
ZOMBIE BABY - In this case, pro-life is not a pro-choice.
THE JOYS OF FATHERHOOD -
I SEE THE PROBLEM RIGHT HERE - And I can tell you, it's gonna cost!
REDNECK DAYCARE -
JOHN CENA - as a baby
WHY PAY A BABYSITTER - When you can just put your baby out on the street and make money
FLIRTY BABY - Hey Ladies.....
BABYSITTING - It doesn't have to be difficult
BABY HITLER - evil has never been so cute
MONKEY'S - They will always suggest bad ideas.
TAKE A BREAK - Have a kit-kat
DATE NIGHT - "Hey, honey! Great news! We can still go to the Olive Garden! I found us a baby-sitter!"
BABY BACK RIBS - Your doing it wrong You have to marinade them first
Baby Cthulhu -
COSTUME KIDS -
"GERBER BABY" REJECT - Little Sammy Kinison
2ND BEST - Feels like 1st to me...
9 Months -
J. P. MORGAN QUELLS CONCERNS - HIRES E-TRADE BABY TO REPLACE THE EXECUTIVES WHO LOST $2B
DUCK TAPE - Now available in the babies area of your favorite favorite store!!
PROOF POSITIVE - Any self-centered, irresponsible idiot can become a parent.
Dear Lord -
OH HE'S BEAUTIF....... - Wow....Errr...... Ummmm.... CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!!
THIS KID - just found out he'll be breast feeding for 6 more months
HAPPY NEW YEAR! -
BABIES - Sometimes cute, sometimes horribly, horribly evil
Dear Lord! -
A KISS CAN - Wipe The Years Away, Make The Heart Young Again, Freeze Time Altogether, Yet You Can Never Savour That Single Beautiful Moment ...
2ND HONEYMOON -
BABY ZOMBIES - Whoopie Cushion of the apocolypse.
WORD ASSOCIATION. - Club. Your move.
16,600,000? - Cutest Ever? There Can Be Only ONE!
WAKING THE BABY - If you didn't laugh, kudos to you.
THE DEMOCRATIC SEAL - Crying and Whining since 2000
YOUNG AND THE RESTLESS -
SO SET EM UP JOE -
THE SMALLEST THINGS -
BABY STORAGE - ....the REDNECK version..... so you can watch NASCAR without hassle
CUSTOMER SERVICE -
BABY + CHILI - Hazardous material spill about to occur
INTERNET ADDICTION - Give a person a fish and they eat for a day; Give that person the internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
GREAT PARENTING - save the baby from being strangled to death or take a picture to show friends when they come over
BURRITO BABY - An American icon of the south
GEE, THANKS - I've got the worst hangover at the moment. Last night was such a big night. All I can remember is that I crapped my pants.
GOD GAVE ROCK AND ROLL TO YOU -
YEAH BABY - Austin Powers. Standing for manhood since 1997.
BACK TO THE FUTURE -
DENIAL - Whatever it is ... I DIDN'T DO IT!
JUST CHILLIN' - So whatcha want?
STARING CONTEST -
RONALD BEGINS - Teach him well so that he won't grow up to be Stephen King's "It".
BABY SANDWICH - Don't forget the mayo.
BAD GENES - He gets it from his dad.
DAYCARE - I always wondered why she came home sticky.....
OH, THIS WAS YOUR BABY? - Awkward..
RAWR - I will eat your face off when you sleep
BATMAN BEGINS - The Early Years
LITTLE BABY! - Get in my "BELLY"!
JUST ADMIT IT - You should have listened to me and left it alone
THEN IT HIT ME -
YES, I ACCEPT YOUR OFFERING! - Hurry Up And Toss The Tasty Morsel Into My Lair
DAZED AND CONFUSED -
THE BARON - Finds your antics amusing
HANG IN THERE -
THE CORNER - Nobody puts Patrick Swayze in the corner
CUTE DUCK FACES -
YOUR STORIES ARE SO DUMB - Not even Babies believe you.
HERE KITTY KITTY KITTY - It's bath time
BABY GAGA - I'm beautiful in my way Cause God makes no mistakes I'm on the right track Baby I was born this way.
PARENTING - Cause she's better than your mother
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