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Baby Demotivational Poster


STOP CLUBBING, BABY SEALS - Once again, punctuation makes all the difference ...


TAGS: stop clubbing baby seals punctuation
Rating: 4.53/5

More motifakes by Budog

Kyronic - December 16, 2012, 2:44 am, #241531
Would it be copyright infringement if I used that joke on someone? I'll have it back by Tuesday.
Budog - March 21, 2012, 3:09 am, #231760
No, I just found the picture...
patchu - March 18, 2012, 3:59 pm, #231598
Did you do the ph**oshop on this yourself? It's genius!
FSM - February 14, 2012, 4:22 pm, #229589
A baby seal walks into a club.
MrFurry - February 9, 2012, 7:11 am, #229178
clubin just got ***y
MrFurry - February 9, 2012, 7:11 am, #229177
clubin just got ***y
Budog - February 8, 2012, 2:06 pm, #229122
Thank you... 8)
motinet - February 8, 2012, 2:04 pm, #229121

Aaaaaan Budog takes the top spot on motifake. nicely done
forseti - February 7, 2012, 1:07 am, #229054
"innocent creatures, and whales"??? So whales are guilty? STOP BEING GENERALIZING! Some whales aren't guilty!
tellitlikeitis - February 6, 2012, 8:20 pm, #229032
Brillant... love it. Their such beautiful creatures. And a big thank to one man called Paul Watson who's mission in life is to save innocent creatures, and whales, etc.
BeNiceToMe - February 6, 2012, 11:55 am, #229010
please don't. st5p :)
forseti - February 6, 2012, 8:02 am, #229003
5 Canadian Clubs! 118360 :D


HANG IN THERE I SAID!!!!! - Does This Motivate You Yet




SLEEPING DISORDER -




HAPPINESS - Nobody really cares if you're miserable, so you might as well be happy.


TAGS: happiness baby
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by beastmaster

Weatherlawyer - January 10, 2012, 4:23 pm, #227440
Mothers... Just one... ngh... ngheheh... more and she'll ughrghn..ha..nhe... be really happy...nghghghhhaah!
tellitlikeitis - November 29, 2011, 9:58 pm, #226263
No, this is fantastic! So cute.
pugetsound - November 29, 2011, 9:30 pm, #226261
That's really creepy.


I ONLY HAVE ONE NERVE -


TAGS: grumpy baby humor
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

tellitlikeitis - March 20, 2012, 11:19 pm, #231750
Absolutely hilarious!
carebear - March 12, 2012, 10:47 pm, #231191
(carebear BANNED)


BATTLE PLAN - You flank from the left... I'll grab the cookies.


TAGS: baby cute planning kids strategy
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by smcculley

LinkFox101113 - January 10, 2012, 10:37 pm, #227456
Get tactical, marines!
the1stCOMMI3 - November 24, 2011, 11:25 pm, #226143
chances are this will end up in a daycare center
smcculley - November 24, 2011, 9:33 pm, #226141
The little girl is actually my daughter. The boy is my cousin's.
Reality Lord - November 24, 2011, 6:05 pm, #226132

yo new guy..... niiiiiiiiiiiiiice first poster dude. keep'em coming


HOW BABIES ARE MADE -


TAGS: baby babies childbirth pregnant pregnancy
Rating: 4.72/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Wurdsmyth - July 9, 2013, 2:09 am, #247526
This should be... maybe... 2 or 3 pictures longer... 2 would fill the block... :) BUT! Brilliant! what a great pic for a birthday album!
WiDude - June 19, 2013, 6:38 pm, #246824
How airheads are born.


WHATS FUNNIER THEN A DEAD BABY NAILED TO A BOARD? -


TAGS: whats funnier then a dead baby nailed to a board
Rating: 2.82/5

More motifakes by Solgard

tellitlikeitis - January 30, 2012, 11:13 pm, #228513
seriously... who allowed this one to be posted????
HowardG - August 25, 2009, 1:00 am, #111771
I would postconsume it if it were an orphan


GUIDANCE - because sometimes you just need reminding


TAGS: baby
Rating: 3.79/5

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DADDY - Can I keep the kittens?


TAGS: skunk cat kitties baby
Rating: 3.56/5

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yeodawg@hotmail.com - January 26, 2010, 4:07 pm, #154570
re-run re-run its on my favorites and such.


HEY ARSEHOLE - Coochie coo this!


TAGS: buddy coochiecoo finger baby
Rating: 4.45/5

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Rick69 - May 25, 2012, 6:20 pm, #235130
Most excellent... See if you can write the text on the pic & drop it in PeopleSniper as well... Just the kinda babies we adore... ; )


START THE REACTOR! - Free Mars! Yay!


TAGS: baby weird clothing wtf
Rating: 3.33/5

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Fatt Matt - April 16, 2010, 1:02 pm, #171659
Open your mind, Quaid.


WTF - The worlds ending in 2012 I just got here


TAGS: baby
Rating: 4.81/5

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axe11154 - January 17, 2013, 3:03 pm, #242567
dont worry baby. were past that


LIFE GETS HARDER AS WE GET OLDER - When we were born, all we had to do was cry and we'd get boobies. Nowadays we have to wine 'em, dine 'em, and there's still no guarantee.


TAGS: baby ***bies life unfair wine
Rating: 4.63/5

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carebear - March 23, 2012, 4:41 pm, #231908
(carebear BANNED)


COSPLAY - And you thought it was gross. Look how adorable this is!


TAGS: baby babies cosplay cosplaying naruto sasuke cute adorable omfg lulz happyface
Rating: 2.88/5

More motifakes by gravy666

Chris Sutherland - October 1, 2010, 2:10 pm, #196295
technically it'd be kunai even more technically, they'd never kill each other
Bartimaeus - February 12, 2010, 5:52 pm, #157673
Awww, they're rivals...now someone throw in a knife!


CHINESE FOOD - Now available on Whole Wheat buns


TAGS: chinese baby food
Rating: 4.79/5

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ughomer - April 25, 2012, 6:49 pm, #233819
PRETTY FUNNY 1ST SUBMISSION. 5L


ZOMBIE BABY - In this case, pro-life is not a pro-choice.




I'm so old -


TAGS: prince michael jackson baby boom
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by TheSanityInspector

GaryO - January 28, 2014, 9:24 pm, #252507
Man, good poster here, Inspector. Unfortunately, I remember when Liberace was normal…then weird. Crap, I’m an ancient phukk.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - January 28, 2014, 4:42 pm, #252502
Well done inspector. Sad but true. Sad, but f**king true.
TheSanityInspector - January 17, 2014, 2:26 pm, #252221
...???...
EmilioDumphque - January 17, 2014, 2:04 pm, #252220
So...Prince is Martin Luther King's son, right?


VICTORY -


TAGS: victory baby push achieve goal
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by gas

M0rd3kaI - August 9, 2011, 5:36 pm, #222795
LOL!!!! Of course!!! now I see haha, if it was his parents will have a hard task ahead of them.
spacedog - August 8, 2011, 8:27 pm, #222720
5olid!
gas - August 8, 2011, 5:49 pm, #222710
thanks!
Verdeckt - August 8, 2011, 5:46 pm, #222708
Good 5tuff Gas, keep 'em coming.
gas - August 8, 2011, 5:43 pm, #222706
but it's still the smell of victory! it seems to have been really hard for this baby to... achieve xD. thx!
M0rd3kaI - August 8, 2011, 5:36 pm, #222704
Victory might smell sweet, but the reason he looks like that probably doesn't... 5 1st places for you


CENSORSHIP -


TAGS: censor man steak baby chew
Rating: 5/5

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Rick69 - March 31, 2012, 3:43 am, #232463
Absolutely, so many his quotes are still Epic today it's amazing...
Chrysophase2003 - March 31, 2012, 1:59 am, #232462
Excellent Mark Twain quote. Always one of my favorite authors.
Rick69 - March 29, 2012, 8:48 pm, #232358
Thank you, ladies & gentlemen, thank you... I'm here all week, every week... But you guys are the ones who make me who I am (insert bow here...)
GaryO - March 29, 2012, 8:13 pm, #232352
Rick, yer on 5ome kinda roll
Preacher Man - March 29, 2012, 5:13 pm, #232341
Truer words have rarely been uttered.


THE JOYS OF FATHERHOOD -


TAGS: baby one move scream
Rating: 4.96/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

GySgt1811 - August 10, 2011, 1:06 pm, #222851
5 wet nappies. I just overflewed (past pluperfect subjunctive) my Depends!
Cloudchaser - August 10, 2011, 11:17 am, #222840
Mother Nature is a mean spirited b****. She loves to call at bad times and she doesn't give a **** if you can't answer right away, much less if answering right now isn't convenient


I SEE THE PROBLEM RIGHT HERE - And I can tell you, it's gonna cost!


TAGS: baby mechanic stroller repair
Rating: 4.49/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

ughomer - January 4, 2013, 6:57 pm, #242184
Double 5 Lions for this one!!


REDNECK DAYCARE -




JOHN CENA - as a baby




WHY PAY A BABYSITTER - When you can just put your baby out on the street and make money




FLIRTY BABY - Hey Ladies.....


TAGS: baby flirt
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by marky74

SteveFurlong - August 23, 2012, 5:48 pm, #238654
Don't stick that tongue out unless you're prepared to use it, kid.


BABYSITTING - It doesn't have to be difficult




BABY HITLER - evil has never been so cute


TAGS: baby hitler
Rating: 3.17/5

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Babies -


TAGS: baby dragon
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Ashson

motifayk - October 22, 2014, 3:31 am, #257279
The dragonborn. They are very hard to control, till they take an arrow in the knee.


MONKEY'S - They will always suggest bad ideas.


TAGS: funny monkey baby
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by TraeTalley

5150monkeylove - August 8, 2011, 3:43 pm, #222695
There is nothing wrong with advising him on how to get more ***b for his buck.
gas - August 6, 2011, 5:40 pm, #222568
5 burned houses xD


TAKE A BREAK - Have a kit-kat




CHRISTMAS -


TAGS: baby jeebus
Rating: 3.45/5

More motifakes by crankyhead

Cyberhagen - September 8, 2012, 11:59 am, #239022
Jesus - the original hippie. I do think it's questionable tho if Magdelene was a ho- I think the the Catholic church cooked that story up later, during the Council of Nicaea.
MashiMashi - December 27, 2011, 9:29 am, #226997
you forgot the whole Zombie aspect and that Santa clause is a depiction of Odin 2 convert Pagans....Jesus wasn't against the banks he just didn't like them in places of worship, but the Jews had to have them in there to hide them from the Romans.
MashiMashi - December 27, 2011, 9:29 am, #226996
you forgot the whole Zombie aspect and that Santa clause is a depiction of Odin 2 convert Pagans....Jesus wasn't against the banks he just didn't like them in places of worship, but the Jews had to have them in there to hide them from the Romans.
Reality Lord - December 27, 2011, 7:12 am, #226991

huh? you're joking right? there is no aspect of christianity what-so-ever that would commend capitalism...totally conflicting philosophies.
JACk24 - December 26, 2011, 10:58 pm, #226985
You make it sound like Mary was someone who belongs on 16 and pregnant
JACk24 - December 26, 2011, 10:58 pm, #226984
You make it sound like Mary was someone who belongs on 16 and pregnant
crankyhead - December 26, 2011, 3:34 pm, #226975
He was executed as a 'friend of the state'?
RonE - December 26, 2011, 5:22 am, #226958
Was not against capitalism, did not go after bank system, and not executed as an enemy of the state. He wasn't convicted of breaking any Roman law. There is more but can't figure out why I am defending Christianity. Rather see it fade to obscurity.
CloudchaserS - December 25, 2011, 11:48 pm, #226950
To be fair, Mary didn't get pregnant through promiscuous *** and the religious elite of that day were about as honest as a modern day televangelist


DATE NIGHT - "Hey, honey! Great news! We can still go to the Olive Garden! I found us a baby-sitter!"


TAGS: date night baby sitter wtf
Rating: 4.25/5

More motifakes by rulerofmanandape

MindBenda - April 15, 2012, 2:33 pm, #233331
Seems legit.


BABY BACK RIBS - Your doing it wrong You have to marinade them first


TAGS: baby bbq parenting
Rating: 3.32/5

More motifakes by FredricT

mickeyfinn - December 21, 2013, 10:02 am, #251636
this is in VERY BAD taste. No pun intended you sick stupid sphincter boy.
FredricT - December 13, 2010, 12:04 pm, #206643
Of course its child abuse, I mean no sauce, its still kicking so it wont cook evenly, and the diaper will cause the rump roast to be overdone on the outside and underdone on the inside What a waste of a perfectly good baby
culos - December 12, 2010, 5:54 pm, #206536
NOT!!!!
culos - December 12, 2010, 5:54 pm, #206535
NOT LOL. Child Abuse is never LOL, Poster rocks
Brady Raphael - December 12, 2010, 5:09 pm, #206528
LOL child abuse.
Reality Lord - December 12, 2010, 1:14 pm, #206487

spelling nazi's....p'ffffft. wait....i feel a poster coming on.
Donkasaurus - December 12, 2010, 12:58 pm, #206483
Marinade - noun. Marinate - verb. =D
Reality Lord - December 12, 2010, 9:49 am, #206437

argh on the spelling. you did a nice job re-working and re-submitting. 4 from me dude.
GreyScorpion - December 12, 2010, 9:39 am, #206436
spelling, You're doing it wrong. 3L


Baby Cthulhu -


TAGS: cthulhu baby
Rating: 4.58/5

More motifakes by Brawler

GaryO - October 17, 2013, 8:20 am, #250465
Bingo!


COSTUME KIDS -




BABY SANDWICH - OM NOM NOM


TAGS: baby sandwich on nom
Rating: 2.58/5

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lolman - August 13, 2009, 1:18 am, #107815
its funny, but at the same time f***ed up you would even do that to your kid, even for 5 seconds for a ph**o.. theres certain boundaries you shouldnt cross as a parent, this is one of them
BriaHere - June 12, 2009, 1:59 pm, #86228
He should not have been allowed to breed
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - February 25, 2009, 1:03 am, #61779
If that's true, then that sandwich is ruined.
Silvermist - February 24, 2009, 4:57 pm, #61672
That baby looks pissed!


"GERBER BABY" REJECT - Little Sammy Kinison


TAGS: gerber baby sam kinison
Rating: 2.44/5

More motifakes by Koradan

stavro1 - November 19, 2009, 4:36 pm, #137869
Those babies are going to starve!


2ND BEST - Feels like 1st to me...




9 Months -


TAGS: cars baby love hobbies bre***s
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by vindicator

vindicator - July 19, 2014, 3:49 am, #255763
Thanks Reality Lord, I just might do that
Reality Lord - July 1, 2014, 8:00 am, #255551

ps...and welcome to the site. if i can be of any help plz feel free to drop me a line.
Reality Lord - July 1, 2014, 7:59 am, #255550

hey new guy...well done dude. real cute. think about dropping this over to motitwist as well. it's our inspirational sister-site. the grumpy old admin there should love it.


J. P. MORGAN QUELLS CONCERNS - HIRES E-TRADE BABY TO REPLACE THE EXECUTIVES WHO LOST $2B


TAGS: baby gets the job
Rating: 4.42/5

More motifakes by ughomer

falloutghoul - May 16, 2012, 3:43 pm, #234740
Because we wanted them to while cutting Uncle Sam's salary.
Bucketheadsdad - May 15, 2012, 11:55 pm, #234681
Yep....that's about 2% of the company's net worth. How come no one busts a gasket when the government wastes countless billions upon billions?
GaryO - May 15, 2012, 2:28 pm, #234662
well done, ug


DUCK TAPE - Now available in the babies area of your favorite favorite store!!




PROOF POSITIVE - Any self-centered, irresponsible idiot can become a parent.


TAGS: texting parent baby idiot funny
Rating: 4.85/5

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Verdeckt - September 4, 2011, 5:19 pm, #223924
You could upload the pic to Stupid Humans and/or Societies Mirror


THINKING -


TAGS: pensive baby humor
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 24, 2013, 11:16 pm, #248057
Thi5 explains why I drop a deuce so much.
Valymar - March 7, 2012, 4:51 am, #230807
That explains the smell... *g*
Reality Lord - March 6, 2012, 9:24 pm, #230773

god i love this. you have to upload this to motitwist as well.
lgvernon - March 6, 2012, 6:32 pm, #230763

WAsh your hands and hand me my crown~~~
GaryO - March 6, 2012, 6:15 pm, #230757
Yeah, that’s the look of determination…..signifying slight resistance. The smoothie begets a more unseeing, far-away look, somewhat like being ***ped on the shoulder in the dark. I’m here to take your calls. Cute poopster, Linda, 5 poopies
lgvernon - March 6, 2012, 5:58 pm, #230754

LOL
carebear - March 6, 2012, 5:42 pm, #230753
(carebear BANNED)
lgvernon - March 6, 2012, 5:24 pm, #230751

Every parent knows that look~~~
carebear - March 6, 2012, 4:56 pm, #230747
(carebear BANNED)


Dear Lord -


TAGS: baby head headache
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by fgd051943

Thedge - October 21, 2014, 11:29 pm, #257265
Great image and truth. Thank you,


OH HE'S BEAUTIF....... - Wow....Errr...... Ummmm.... CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!!


TAGS: ugly baby
Rating: 4.15/5

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justme - January 15, 2012, 1:17 pm, #227629
this is what i say when a kid isn't pretty to watch at. It sure is a sweet child. XD


THIS KID - just found out he'll be breast feeding for 6 more months




HAPPY NEW YEAR! -


TAGS: bacchus baby new year live laugh drink recycle
Rating: 4.2/5

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Current Resident - January 3, 2010, 4:29 pm, #149774
Ha! Great picture. That's funny. 5L
Bartimaeus - January 1, 2010, 3:23 am, #149263
Thanks, Sick, I'm glad you like it. Hopefully, you see the message behind it. Always recycle. lol
sickartist - December 31, 2009, 6:41 pm, #149209
Okay you made me LOL 5L's


BABIES - Sometimes cute, sometimes horribly, horribly evil


TAGS: baby blood death horrible evil
Rating: 3.39/5

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FatherTyme - June 17, 2011, 7:18 pm, #220175
He's saving it for later.
R.S.Jake - December 23, 2009, 1:12 pm, #147588
You can actually see the chunks of brain matter on his chest.
Jas - October 21, 2009, 1:28 am, #128763
Looks like a young barbarian who has just scored his first kill.
Claire - September 7, 2009, 6:53 pm, #115811
lol! Nothing better than a baby's laughter :p
Jupiter Monkey - August 29, 2009, 9:54 am, #113031
Braaaaaaaains!!!!
CANADA - August 18, 2009, 12:35 pm, #109499
what was that kid eating?


Dear Lord! -


TAGS: baby
Rating: 4.89/5

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A KISS CAN - Wipe The Years Away, Make The Heart Young Again, Freeze Time Altogether, Yet You Can Never Savour That Single Beautiful Moment ...




2ND HONEYMOON -


TAGS: absolut ely idol ize clear heart get yer smirnoff baby
Rating: 4.17/5

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spacedog - November 6, 2010, 3:38 pm, #201565
Derrrrr... Russian? RussiaN? Nice spelliNg.


BABY ZOMBIES - Whoopie Cushion of the apocolypse.




WORD ASSOCIATION. - Club. Your move.


TAGS: baby seal clubbing
Rating: 2.86/5

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Derek - February 4, 2010, 3:42 pm, #156163
Bouncer
TheTrashHeap - February 4, 2010, 9:47 am, #156103
Flush
pieman - February 4, 2010, 9:30 am, #156101
Soda
Sidereal - February 4, 2010, 7:38 am, #156094
Sandwich.


16,600,000? - Cutest Ever? There Can Be Only ONE!




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WAKING THE BABY - If you didn't laugh, kudos to you.


TAGS: waking baby air horn
Rating: 3/5

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BoneCD - April 21, 2009, 3:47 pm, #74490
What...did you say something?
LogicDude - April 21, 2009, 9:57 am, #74442
If you didn't laugh, it's because you did this and CPS still won't let you have your kid back.


THE DEMOCRATIC SEAL - Crying and Whining since 2000


TAGS: democrats election baby obama barack
Rating: 2.95/5

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Mauser98k - July 17, 2008, 11:33 am, #9928
"either way". dammit.
Mauser98k - July 17, 2008, 11:32 am, #9927
Republicans or Democrats - wither way, we lose.


YOUNG AND THE RESTLESS -




SO SET EM UP JOE -


TAGS: one for my baby
Rating: 4.87/5

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ConnieChung - June 7, 2013, 2:05 pm, #246426
I see your schwartz is as big as mine..
GySgt1811a - October 27, 2011, 5:34 pm, #225380
"...so stick 'em up, Joe."


THE SMALLEST THINGS -


TAGS: pooh baby life heart
Rating: 4.89/5

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tellitlikeitis - March 20, 2012, 9:01 pm, #231736
So cute...


BABY STORAGE - ....the REDNECK version..... so you can watch NASCAR without hassle




CUSTOMER SERVICE -




BABY + CHILI - Hazardous material spill about to occur


TAGS: baby
Rating: 4.31/5

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FredricT - December 13, 2010, 12:06 pm, #206644
Fortunatly no, this one is not mine> But mine HAS made a face pretty similar with the rather explosive result.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 13, 2010, 3:05 am, #206592
LOL @ Rerun.....I kinda like the guy, he has a puppy head....It looks delicious.
rerun - December 12, 2010, 6:36 pm, #206546

@Brady - If I were you (and I am glad I am not) I would probably consider a career as a bag boy at the Piggly Wiggly, you will make more friends there
crankyhead - December 12, 2010, 5:59 pm, #206540
LMFAO @ "is it yours"
culos - December 12, 2010, 5:54 pm, #206537
Is it yours?
Brady Raphael - December 12, 2010, 5:10 pm, #206529
What an ugly f***ing baby.
GreyScorpion - December 12, 2010, 9:59 am, #206443
now that's some chili!! when it can make one looking at you, one looking for you
Reality Lord - December 12, 2010, 9:10 am, #206433

i love this pic. first submission...ok...overly generous 5L from me dude. help available if you want it.


GREAT PARENTING - save the baby from being strangled to death or take a picture to show friends when they come over


TAGS: baby python
Rating: 3.95/5

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gas - November 17, 2011, 9:42 pm, #225905
hard decision..
tellitlikeitis - November 17, 2011, 6:55 pm, #225898
OMG... seriously.


CHILDCARE -




BURRITO BABY - An American icon of the south




GEE, THANKS - I've got the worst hangover at the moment. Last night was such a big night. All I can remember is that I crapped my pants.




GOD GAVE ROCK AND ROLL TO YOU -


TAGS: kiss baby
Rating: 2.15/5

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forseti - June 22, 2010, 5:12 pm, #181239
just one pic more that was used more than one time. i'm so sorry... btw: i saw KISS two weeks ago and they were awesome. ;)
GreyScorpion - June 22, 2010, 1:13 pm, #181179
87299


YEAH BABY - Austin Powers. Standing for manhood since 1997.




LIFE -


TAGS: philosophy life birth baby
Rating: 4.75/5

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robbidos - September 25, 2012, 2:13 pm, #239389
I thought that was just Sunday mornings?
forseti - May 5, 2011, 11:25 am, #218114
very nice


FRANKLY -


TAGS: baby rhett butler
Rating: 4.7/5

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agdaniele - March 19, 2011, 10:57 pm, #214725
LOL!!!
Cubbybear - March 19, 2011, 10:56 pm, #214723
Dirty Sanchez
Zreiser - March 17, 2011, 6:01 pm, #214527
I laughed harder at the fact that this actually made me laugh in the first place! Love it!


DENIAL - Whatever it is ... I DIDN'T DO IT!


TAGS: denial baby whatever
Rating: 4.58/5

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maoworks2 - November 30, 2011, 8:10 am, #226273
O.K Bart, Great Pic


BACK TO THE FUTURE -


TAGS: baby
Rating: 4.55/5

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INTERNET ADDICTION - Give a person a fish and they eat for a day; Give that person the internet and they won't bother you for weeks.


TAGS: come on baby gimme a little bandwidth just a bit of the good stuff
Rating: 4.36/5

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zammuelist - February 21, 2010, 6:29 pm, #159877
but never give him a fishing rod, he'll poke your eye out
TheTrashHeap - February 21, 2010, 5:28 pm, #159846
Thanks Guys!
spacedog - February 21, 2010, 5:27 pm, #159843
Great job TTH.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 21, 2010, 4:37 pm, #159806
Good one Trash...5L
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 4:19 pm, #159799
Genius. 5L


JUST CHILLIN' - So whatcha want?




STARING CONTEST -


TAGS: baby doll staring contest wytch
Rating: 4/5

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brianjayy - December 15, 2011, 1:28 am, #226633
d*** grammar Nazis...
brianjayy - December 15, 2011, 1:26 am, #226632
Seeing the brat concentrating so hard makes me wish I could sneak up behind him and go "BAH!!!!!". He's gonna poop his diaper anyway...might as well make it interesting...
brianjayy - December 15, 2011, 1:21 am, #226631
Seeing the brat concentrating so hard makes me wish I could sneak up behind him and go "BAH!!!!!"... He's gonna poop his diaper anyway...might as well make it interesting...


RONALD BEGINS - Teach him well so that he won't grow up to be Stephen King's "It".


TAGS: ronald mcdonald clown baby
Rating: 3.48/5

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Faceplant31 - February 25, 2010, 11:19 am, #160674
ROR!!!! Nice matt, thanks.
Fatt Matt - February 25, 2010, 11:13 am, #160673
I rake leaves... what's your point, Face??
Faceplant31 - February 25, 2010, 9:47 am, #160664
I rake offense to this TGW! J/k


BABY SANDWICH - Don't forget the mayo.


TAGS: baby
Rating: 2.5/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 2, 2010, 11:33 am, #155733
Everyone knows only mustard goes with baby....geez.


BAD GENES - He gets it from his dad.




DAYCARE - I always wondered why she came home sticky.....




OH, THIS WAS YOUR BABY? - Awkward..




RAWR - I will eat your face off when you sleep




BATMAN BEGINS - The Early Years


TAGS: batman baby
Rating: 2.2/5

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Batman Bin Suparman - March 15, 2009, 9:17 am, #65887
Batman - Year One


LITTLE BABY! - Get in my "BELLY"!


TAGS: baby fat bastard austin powers
Rating: 2/5

More motifakes by yeodawg@hotmail.com

lovetolaugh - December 22, 2011, 8:12 pm, #226854
That picture says to me.. Big baby: Waaaahhh that needle hurt! Little Baby: Oh shut up you big cry baby.
CaloNord - September 27, 2009, 12:27 pm, #122093
I was going to make a smart a** comment, but because I'm new I changed my mind Oo
Bartimaeus - September 26, 2009, 12:24 pm, #121884
It doesn't say much for my taste, but this made me lol 4/5


JUST ADMIT IT - You should have listened to me and left it alone




THEN IT HIT ME -


TAGS: baby disney mickey mouse
Rating: 4.86/5

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ICEMAN - December 11, 2010, 12:54 am, #206333
Brings back repressed childhood memories. 5
matt28 - October 18, 2010, 3:20 pm, #198827
Hey, we've all got to be scared ****-less sooner or later. Might as well get it over with!
5150monkeylove - October 18, 2010, 11:15 am, #198800
take the kid this month, the screams are priceless.


YES, I ACCEPT YOUR OFFERING! - Hurry Up And Toss The Tasty Morsel Into My Lair


TAGS: tiger offering tasty baby carnivore
Rating: 4.83/5

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carebear - March 21, 2012, 2:27 pm, #231786
(carebear BANNED)


DAZED AND CONFUSED -




THE BARON - Finds your antics amusing


TAGS: baby wearing an oversized fake monocle
Rating: 4/5

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Airman - August 26, 2010, 7:12 pm, #190872
bump
EssenceOfJester - May 8, 2010, 11:27 pm, #175213
XD That's f***ing hilarious!
Chopperliscious - October 27, 2009, 11:07 am, #131137
hehehehehehehehehe
Airman - September 30, 2009, 10:48 am, #122870
this is one of my favorites now. Cracks me up


BADASS -


TAGS: badass baby
Rating: 3.27/5

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Cubbybear - July 22, 2010, 12:56 pm, #185874
That's the face I make when I taste a bad nipple too. 4/5 Good job


HANG IN THERE -


TAGS: baby ugly
Rating: 2.96/5

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GypsieRose - February 6, 2010, 6:45 pm, #156460
holy pointy jesus moobie n****** batman that is effin scary =[ lol
Bartimaeus - October 27, 2009, 7:24 pm, #131273
That is disturbing, space...why don't they just use mules?
spacedog - October 27, 2009, 7:12 pm, #131268
I don't really know what that guy was talking about Bart. Possibly 'babies' are c0ck tractors...plowing the fields...IDK.
Bartimaeus - October 27, 2009, 7:06 pm, #131264
Do they really have **** tractors in Canada? Those guys must have some WEIRD farms...to have those growing out from the dirt...Rigormortice?
rerun - October 27, 2009, 7:05 pm, #131263

Don't remind us....
spacedog - October 27, 2009, 7:03 pm, #131261
And it's only Tuesday. jk
Bartimaeus - October 27, 2009, 7:01 pm, #131260
your head* typo. btw, this is satire. Don't be pissed. That would be second time I've accidentally triggered a flame war...this week
Bartimaeus - October 27, 2009, 7:00 pm, #131258
**** tractor? You, Sir, you severely misuse farm equipment...Now go get a bag for your had and ride your moose into the sunset, Super Yankee.
weoi8fha3 - October 27, 2009, 6:35 pm, #131239
f*** you, canadians are way better looking than american **** tractors
Sean - September 6, 2009, 4:02 pm, #115554
Either that or the camera somehow managed to pre-date Abe Vigoda.
817539 - September 6, 2009, 2:59 pm, #115549
That baby is from a art exposition about life and the human body. lol
Canadian - May 17, 2009, 2:11 pm, #80546
I believe faces like this come from redneck hillbilly sister lovin americans. You just don't see them on the street cause you hide them in your basements.


THE CORNER - Nobody puts Patrick Swayze in the corner


TAGS: patrick swayze baby dirty dancing dead
Rating: 2.46/5

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pttthhhhhtttt - September 15, 2009, 9:40 pm, #118161
An outside wall corner was the best you could do? You wrote "the corner" twice. Also it should be Johhny Castle. You failed.


EFFORTLESS -


TAGS: sourpuss baby lemons pickles evil
Rating: 4.67/5

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Verdeckt - June 4, 2011, 9:39 pm, #219592
Sweet..
Reality Lord - June 4, 2011, 7:22 am, #219568

lol...fav'd dog


CUTE DUCK FACES -


TAGS: duck face birds baby duckface
Rating: 4.25/5

More motifakes by steve1961

SecretAngel - June 8, 2012, 6:06 pm, #236014
kinda true
Sho - June 7, 2012, 12:23 am, #235919
My younger days
steve1961 - June 6, 2012, 9:54 pm, #235914
And obviously I can't spell worth a darn while doing it either;)
steve1961 - June 6, 2012, 8:15 pm, #235905
Well, actually I giving you a pouty, duckface as we speak and it's looks...well kinda bad. So no.
mariand - June 6, 2012, 7:42 pm, #235903
come on, steve... there must be some other times...lol


YOUR STORIES ARE SO DUMB - Not even Babies believe you.


TAGS: baby
Rating: 4.24/5

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HERE KITTY KITTY KITTY - It's bath time


TAGS: kitty baby bath evil
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by Debkins

Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 9, 2010, 9:53 am, #197354
Jesus...seek help Ben.
Debkins - October 9, 2010, 7:49 am, #197351
I don't get it Benlulz..maybe your just a sick..idk
Benlulz - October 9, 2010, 6:21 am, #197349
Another perfect example of a perfect young girl's ra** face. Cute.


BABY GAGA - I'm beautiful in my way Cause God makes no mistakes I'm on the right track Baby I was born this way.


TAGS: baby lady gaga meat
Rating: 3.5/5

More motifakes by Debkins

Airman - January 26, 2011, 5:49 pm, #210909
was this a holiday for middle school? FSU, shut up. when you contribute some of your own masterpieces, we'll maybe pay attention.
FSUninja777 - January 26, 2011, 5:45 pm, #210907
*locks doors, grabs sh**gun, cowers away from screen* that is some scary a** sh!t! just likeher mom!
CANADA - October 9, 2010, 3:22 pm, #197365
I want a bacon diaper
diogo0817 - October 9, 2010, 1:43 pm, #197362
That picture goes on the top10 of the most creepy things I've ever seen!


PARENTING - Cause she's better than your mother


TAGS: parenting mother bad better baby
Rating: 2.56/5

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TheOne - December 16, 2010, 6:55 pm, #207168
Learn Some thing every day aye?
rerun - December 16, 2010, 6:22 pm, #207163

If it is an exact copy (text/image) from anywhere it is plagerism UNLESS you made the initial post (wherever that original post may be)
TheOne - December 16, 2010, 6:17 pm, #207162
Curious Question:is it plagerism if someone else uses it in a motifake.
Faceplant31 - December 16, 2010, 4:47 pm, #207150
That comment is a million times better than this fake.
RoninJedi - December 16, 2010, 1:47 pm, #207112
misplacing a BLT is a serious matter


ATHEISM -


TAGS: atheism baby
Rating: 1.82/5
Sean - September 21, 2009, 6:07 pm, #120309
The poster is saying, in an attempt to be funny, that if you do not believe in God, anything goes ... down great with bud.
Informator - September 21, 2009, 5:20 pm, #120296
wtf..? ._. heres one amaaaazing little lion for you :o
The only smart one... - June 10, 2009, 3:28 am, #85687
You're agnostic, not athiest. Or did you know there was a difference?
agdaniele - May 15, 2009, 12:47 am, #80138
I almost want to tunnel this, just so I can give it another 1L.
agdaniele - May 14, 2009, 11:33 pm, #80110
I'm agnostic... and we don't eat babies... well, human babies, anyhow. If we did, it certainly wouldn't be a**-first.
Canuck - May 14, 2009, 11:29 pm, #80108
As an Atheist i can say that while i do like kids.... i could never eat a whole 1. -666 lions
agdaniele - May 14, 2009, 11:26 pm, #80104
I'm baffled.
Mark - May 14, 2009, 11:22 pm, #80101
agdaniele - Thanks for drawing my attention to this. Posters that make no sense = 1.
agdaniele - May 14, 2009, 11:19 pm, #80100
Atheism. I'm really trying to figure this out. Atheism?


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